Personal's Ad

so, I'm taking this creative writing class and the teacher asked us to write a poem as if we were posting an ad to find a man. Mine is a bit sassy, but I like it:


I am a woman
With round hips
And slanted eyes
With cherry lips
and supple thies

I love to write
and watch television
to change the world
is my single most vision

I'm not to bossy
and I'm not to cool
I like to get flirty
but I ain't no fool

You better be cute
And you better have class
And just no this one thing
You ain't gettin' no A@@!!!!!!

Analysis:'Hillary Democrats' Could be up for Grabs

So, I was reading the Star Tribune and saw this catchy story that was titled: Analysis:'Hillary Democrats' Could be up for Grabs. "How is that possible?" I thought to myself. I don't know why I was surprised, America has proved herself to be shady time and time again (American Idol pops in my head, shady voters!). Anyway, I was moved to write this political poem:



Obama and Clinton have battled it out like a Tyson vs. Holyfield fight

Now that Obama is favored to win

The fight should be over and Obama should come out victorious in the end

Yet people are speculating that democrats will switch over to McCain

Using Obama's preacher as the reason for their disdain

A great man once said

To judge a man by the content of his character

And not his creed

In this election, America will show the world

Just how far we've come

They are watching

Waiting

Learning

Will we show them that the equality

That we fight for in their country

Exists here

Or will we display to the world

Just how much

American still needs to learn